The Thakur sub is all set. He's going to wear a black shirt with fawn coloured leather pants and, get this, UV Brylcreem in his hair. Says it'll be easier to spot him in the dark. He also threatens to do a Salman. Eeyuuwwww. Gross.
There's other plans. The joint news ed says that they'll ensure that the coffee man, if he turns up, will only be given coffee to drink. After all, their logic is, he spends so much time drinking coffee here that he deserves no alcohol. And Ms Silhouette refuses to tell me who she's seeing cos Maddy has told her I'll probably see to it that it's nipped in the bud.
So that's that. Besides the questions on compensatory offs and daddy on the contact list.
And no, I did not make all those calls.