I've had so many embarrasing moments since Monday that friends (after laughing at me) tell me I could write a book. Today was total foot-in-mouth day--I not only shot off things without looking around but also showed my natural flair for non-intellectual behaviour.
Meanwhile, there's another plan for the party that never is. We stand beside a particular car and pipe up, "Whose big car is this?" "You bastards," we can hear.