Wake up and smell the coffee.
The caffeine insanity reached its peak__after pages. People are working hard and needed a cuppa at 11.10. Mocha conversation included ads and editorial timings. Everyone says they didn't hear a thing and are calling themselves the three monkeys. Ya right. Am sure he heard the news editor's booming voice though he just happened to look what with eyes crossing and all that.
Anyway, joy to the world, and news editor I even forgive you.